#lmao this is so stupid

[tragedy-machine]

Do you guys think Edwin would practice kissing on his hand before kissing Charles abicppljkily because "Well, Charles must be really good at it and have kissed lots of people, right?"

So he stops Charles when he backs him into their desk and tries to go in for a kiss with a "Wait, not yet! I want to practice first."

And Charles almost phases his hands through the wood where he's grabbing the furniture with how hard he grips it

"With who?!"

But he melts immediately when Edwin pecks his cheek

"No one, silly. On my hand." And he says it so confidently because Niko fed him a bunch of lies that this is how people do it

Luckily for Edwin, Charles finds the thought weirdly hot

"You can practice on me!"

Edwin's resolve crumbles right after a strategically placed kiss to the corner of his mouth

[haloberry]

Me, when Frubbo is like my military wife gone for months on end across the sea, always giving me her all when she is here and it feels like cheating if I look at any other ship.

To compromise this she wanted to start an open relationship so I would feel less lonely when she’s away, and I agree so poly morning crew and Tubhalo enter my life, treating me right until she returns once again.

[negrotti-natalie]

matt. cat. chat. even matt rhymes with matt.

[justonegoofygoofygal]

Vincent's never been much of an artist, but for Rody, he can try

-"burn up, burn out", by me (justonegoofygoofygal) on ao3

[koi-friend]

Found out today that Games Workshop took down the gay robots. It is sad but it's also incredibly funny that someone at Games Workshop had to look at my gay robot art.

[klds-12]

I Like To Think That Previously Before Octavian Got Kicked Out Of The Secret Society And Before Roger's ( Presumably ) Died Because Of A Polar Bear, Octavian And Roger's Were Besties And Here's Why:

1. Violent ( Especially Against Children )

2. Teef ( Smile :D )

3. Both Are Villains That Thought They Were Doing The Right Thing ( They Weren't )

End Of Theory.

[hindulivesmatter]

yalls mental gymnastics to prove onam doesn’t go against the tenets of hindutva is funny as hell ngl. there’s a reason why kerala will never ever fall for hindutva propaganda 🤭

💀💀💀i didnt post shit why are you here

[sarahspancakes]

ellie sneaks a frog into the house and joel pretends not to notice till they’re sitting at the dinner table and ellie tries to play a “ribbet” off as a burp… joel sighs, “ellie we arent keeping a frog” and ellie replies, “I know but what about a staycation? It STAYS in my room.”

[kaiilolz]

TADC oc, made by your one and only deranged tadc enjoyer

[sacreblugh]

who wanna know what freedom tastes like 😼

[iamonlyhereforthefreefood]

Me at the gym: Ugh that guy is so sweaty

Me watching old Pearl Jam or Soundgarden shows: Ooo that guy is so sweaty 😍

[haloberry]

I describe my own story ideas like shit and you pick which ones you would read based on these bad synopsis's.

[cadaverre]

im tired of situations where they use your worst memories against you. what about using your best memories. they show you the best that you've been, the best you could've been, and you know that it wasn't good enough. or that you will never be able to experience that again, because youre dead and you have no other chances. what then.

[hauntinq-6]

Guys help I don't know how to say this without sounding insane but. . .

My PC is apparently breaking and I uhm-

I think I got attached to it?? And I'm really sad now??? He's been my buddy for five years! My pal! What am I gonna do without him?? :(((

Realistically I will get a new one when this one truly doesn't work anymore but still!! :(((

[blazingstar24]

Ludinus Can Have Little God Killing. Surprisingly, Aeorians are much better than other mages when it comes to the heavy sodium and fat content of the God Killing. Ludinus should be just fine with a couple of gods to kill as a treat.